Saturday, 12 November 2011

Customer Service?

Not sure if this is true or not...I tend to think these types of things are embellished.
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Do you ever wonder why the financial industry is in such a mess? Read the following ACTUAL customer service conversation.

This is so priceless, and these situations are really happening, customer service being what it is today.

Warning: Cancel your credit card before you die...........(hilarious!)




A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been..'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given)

After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help...'

Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'



Have you wondered why Citi (and other banks) are going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!

3 comments:

jaye said...

Amazing yet not surprising.

Saffron said...

Nope things like this are all too common here in the UK, the removal of discretion, computer systems, the crap treatment of staff and asinine managers all meld to produce organisations who don’t really care.

Monica said...

No surprise there - banks do not give a single stuff for clients and are so badly managed and trained that this sort of insensitivity is rampant. If only we could do without banks and bankers!

Nice one Jenny - once you get over the anger it really is quite funny!