Buffy The Blonde From California

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Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a blonde from California ) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State :

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
3. And she wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook the brisket over that wood, it's ooooh so good! The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo - Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off their horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw em to the ground - It'sjust incredible!'

Then came the big question, 'Well tell us....did you have sex with a real cowboy?!?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets, no way in hell was I gonna have sex with a freakin cowboy from Texas!"


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