Another nun joke.

It was a sunny evening so this Irishwoman walks down to her local pub. On arrival she finds a nun sat outside the pub.

‘Don’t go in there my child,’ says the nun. ‘Drinking is a mortal sin!’

‘I think that’s overstating the case Holy Mother, have you ever tried a drink yourself?’

‘No,’ said the nun, ‘I have never been tempted.

‘Well in that case,’ said the Irishwoman, ‘you really shouldn’t criticise something you’ve never experienced.’

‘I suppose you have a point,’ the nun conceded looking sheepish.

‘I’ll tell you what,’ said the Irishwoman, ‘come in and have a drink. I’ll buy you one.’

‘Oh I couldn’t possibly,’ said the nun. She paused for a minute and then produced a cup from under her habit and said, ‘I’ll be willing to try my child if I can stay outside here and you fetch me a small gin in this cup.’

The Irish woman took the cup and walked into the pub. ‘I’ll have a pint of stout and a small gin in this cup,’ she said to the barman.

The barman looked up from pouring. ‘Don’t tell me that feckin’ nun is out there again!’

(Joke courtesy of the late great Dave Allen)