Enjoy!!!
1.) The Love Jar
Here we have a dedicated jar filled with love affirmations. You can kindly place little notes to your loved one assuring them that they are loved. Maybe soft sound words like "you rock my socks"...and..."you are the best lover ever". It can also double as the I Hate You Jar, filled with ramblings such as..."I've got the clap and now you do", "I spit in your soup", and even "I faked it all this time". These Jars can be made easy with fairly little time. Cost- Free.
2.) Sexual Chocolate- Cause nothing says it better than an adorable shirt from the movie Coming To America. Besides, what's better than sex and chocolate? For now this shirt only comes in cheesy 80's tuxedo blue. Cost- $15.00.
3.) The "L" Word- for those who are unable to utter that 4 letter word "love", your sweetie is sure to "Luff" this one. It's a great gift for socially awkward individuals and takes very little time and effort to make. Relative cost is around $8.00
4.) Jack Rabbit- Designed with the "first-timer" in mind, this soft, textured stimulator has clitoral vibrations, shaft rotation and rotating pearls. Not only does this gift say how much you love them, but it also relieves you of the daunting task of making your sweetie orgasm. No longer do you have to spend hours thinking about why you suck so much in bed. Cost between $34.99- $67.99.
5.) PornStache- a gift for those who have always had a fantasy about Burt Reynolds. This one is sure to wooooo your sweetie. Cost $11.00
6 comments:
Some priceless ideas carry a price, eh, kimmie? ;) No worries for me, as I don't have a Valentine. Good luck all! :)
Its never too late for a first-timer is it Kimmie? =)
I. Tend to keep one in my car for emergencies. Never know when nature might be calling jenny;)
The Love Jar I lurveeeee, not sure about that pink rabbit climbing the post but I can see my Burt Reynolds confession is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. *laughs
My significant other doesn't like moustaches, nor Bert Reynolds but she does love chocolate.
yup , chocolates missed the post !
though i love the jar idea. darn my valentines is always jinxed :(
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