Ummm... While I Was Shopping.. Walmartians

Walmart Thug Life

That actually is not sunlight...it's the beams of light coming off rainbow man.

OMG! What the hell is that coming from her hair? Seriously, what is that?!?!

Why are Jorts so popular in the South? And this gives new meaning to BIG hair.

Reach in and claim your Crack-er Jack Prize!

Yeah..I don't even know what to say to this...

Who needs a shopping cart when you are White T-Shirt Man!

Those shorts look angry to me!

She was later arrested when they found her drinking out of the toilet (and you thought that sign the other night was just for chuckles).

Practicing for the Bob Sled team.

This woman will ghoul out if you take all the deer jerky for yourself.

Is it his shirt or his 12-year-old mustache that creeps me out more?

Oh you so totally are!

Yeah, no...let's not.

I always do a little shopping right after I emerge from my Incredible Hulk form.

To Infinity & beyond!!

What, what, WHAT are those?!?! Extra boobies?

JUST RUN!!!

Now you know why no matter where you go in the store, it always smells.

NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!!