For some strange reason my dear friend Jess used to like these jokes.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
4 comments:
Just as well I don't tell jokes like that Saff. LOL
lol saffy. I think Jess just liked winding you up, as usual.
Lol Saffy: Its so pleasant to see when you channel Jess. A nice memory of when the original Lit stand-up comedienne took center stage.
She did love her blonde jokes Sammie I'm not sure why. *grins
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