For all the old lit goers :)
Jess always liked to put her own lyrics into well known songs. So here's Piano Man made by Jess that she sent me quite a while ago :) Enjoy her lyrics. It's about old times at Lit, with some old friends too :) And ones who are still here.
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular bi-crowd shuffles in
There's Ptersub--a man--sitting next to me
Hey mate, get your hand off my shin
He says, "Jess can you play me a memory
It's about a girl with whom I use to go
She was sexy and sweet
And we both used to get all in heat
When I wore a younger man's clothes"
Sing us a song you're the leggy one
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a sexy PM
And you've got us feeling alright
Now Amaia at the bar is a friend of mine
She gets me my drinks for free
And she's quick with a flirt or to hike up my skirt
But there's some other chat site which she'd rather be
She says, "Jessica, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from her face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a star pornographer
If I could log out of Lit and work on MySpace"
Now redheadmom is a real estate executive
Who'se 'been there and done that' as a wife
And she's talking with some girl named Stacy, who's still in the Aussie Navy
And probably will be for life
And Quinnie is practicing Lit dating politics
As Holly Ann slowly gets stoned
Yes they're sharing a PM about horniness
But it's better than jillin' horny alone
Sing us a song you're the Leggy one
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a sexy PM
And you've got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a bi-room Saturday
And Linnea and Jas give you all a smile
'Cause they knows that it's Rosey they've been coming to see
To forget about life and use Lit for a while
And the piano sounds like a carnival
And Lady Madison smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put sexy thongs in the tip jar
And say "Jessica!, wtf you doing here?"
Sing us a song you're the Leggy one
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a sexy PM
And you've got us feeling alright.
-Jessica aka lickablelegs
6 comments:
Too funny and nicely done Jas!
hehe can't claim anything :) as Jess wrote it
awwwwwww Jessy poo!!
lol she was too cute
What a priceless memory! Thank you so much Jasmin. It must be an early song as I don’t recognise it, although of course I recognise all the characters. It was how I met my dear Jess, the wonderful woman that I got to think of as my sister, when one day out of the blue she asked me to write songs with her. They were silly songs, saucy songs but so much fun.
I suspect I’ve a few somewhere on my old ‘Lit’ hard disk; I must find them.
What a wonderful post to wake up to. Thank you so much. So many emotions - joy, laughter, happiness, a suggestion of sorrow and even a furtive hunt for a tissue.
Thought you'd appreciate it Saff :) I think it's from a year or two ago... *hands you a tissue from my box*
She was definitely my big sis :)
Anddd would love to see any more songs if you have 'em!
A lady I would dearly love to have met.
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