Saturday 12 February 2011

Get it off your chest with Auntie Quinnie!!!

Dear Auntie Quinnie, It is the weekend of love coming up and I was wanting to spice it up with my gf do you have any ideas?
Auntie Quinnie: Well there are a number of possibilities to spice up your relationship. The level of extremity is entirely up to you, however, I would recommend that you discover a couple of positions that you might find enjoyable other than the ones you might be currently used to.
"Lilith and Eve" -- this position is all about Eve who we will assume is your gf. Eve lies on her back and you slide under her legs so she wraps her legs around your torso as you sit between her legs. You can now cater for your gf's every indulgence by caressing her breasts and tugging her nipples before using your fingers to stimulate her and provide her with pleasure. It is true that it is better to give than receive.
Tailgating -- you kneel behind your gf and press yourself against her while reaching round to touch her. Add a little twist by blindfolding her so that you can tease her with your touches. Kiss and bite her neck and hold her tight when she climaxes --- I'm thinking whispering in her ear is an added stimulation as long as you are not just telling her the football scores!!
Favourite handbag - a girlie twist to something we all carry everyday. You place a pillow on your thighs and your gf rests her bum on the pillow with legs either side of you. This provides easy access for you to insert as many fingers inside her as possible and allowing her to squeeze her legs together to contract internal muscles for a better result.
Finally, you should always gild the lilly --- lick her after her orgasm to bring her down gently and then you can build her up again until she is putty in your hands.
Have a great Valentine's Day --- let me know how you get on.

2 comments:

Saffron said...

Gosh can you buy cards with all that on?

Jenny said...

Oh send the cards later. Around mid-May or so. She'll understand after all of that.