Thursday, 20 January 2011

More Confucius sayings.....



The Winter blahs have set in. People have sore backs,from shoveling snow.Always the musical person I am, I have sung in my head Paul Simon's song " slip sliding away " more than once,as we traversed icy roads . Right now, I think we are all dreaming of white sandy beaches, and the smell of sun tan lotion, and blue oceans.I put on Some Chinese music and looked through my Confucius book to see if there might be some words of comfort, or wisdom. I found a few, which i wanted to share.

1. Confucius say: person who stand on toilet,to hang picture, high on pot.

2. Confucius also say: person who lose watch in toilet, have crappy time.

3. Confucius say: 100 heavily armed lesbians, a militia Etheridge.

4. Confucius say: one could always tell if Michael Jackson was having a party, by the large number of big wheels and tricycles parked in his drive way.

5. Confucius say: man who walk around with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.


* Somehow I don't think they are going to help *

6 comments:

Dan said...

LOL, Not sure I understood the last one Nicky. Unless you are referring to pocket billiards?

Dan said...

Lovely guitar btw.

Nicky said...

LOL Dan, and good afternoon. I wasn't referring to anything, just reading from the Confucius book, grins.

The Guitar is an S series Ibanez, custom. It's very similar to that which Joe Satriani plays, which is a big reason I wanted it. I got mine 2nd hand,but never used. and not sure if they even make them anymore. It's perfect for smaller hands.

Nicky and Allison said...

just laughs...you're adorable, nicky

Jenny said...

# 3 made me laugh out loud.

Soulstar said...

It's an awesome guitar and this post made my day; thank you Nicky! :)