If you don't like hearing about men, you perhaps shouldn't read the rest of this post.
Dan, this one may not be for you. For some strange reason, my male friends dont like it. Although, I have to say, I love it. It made me laugh and sing it loud!!!! Someone did very well. Especially to use an anthem.
Perhaps this one should go to straight friends.
The tune will get stuck in your head!!
SING IT OUT LOUD!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Fuck I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
3 comments:
The actual song reminds me of my time in iraq. the latter song is pure funny.....lol:)
Men invented porn for their own gratification. They created the myth that sex can only take place between men decked out like fire engines and women who need to carry their boobs in a wheelbarrow. Now it seems they are hoist by their own petard if you excuse the expression.
I suspect I’m going to be whistling this all morning Lisa. *laughs
LMAO
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