Get it off your chest with Auntie Quinnie!!!

Dear Auntie Quinnie: I am very conscious that when I get naked with my gf and she sees my private parts she will be put off by the look. What should I do?
Auntie Quinnie: Well there are many ways that you can make your vagina look different. You can carry on being natural and let it all hang out --- a dental floss for your gf, you could trim and cultivate to offer the Capability Brown experience - nothing wrong with a bit of gardening, you could go for a partial wax which leaves you a landing strip or an arrow to point your gf in the right direction or you could go the whole hog and wax the lot away --- ouch!!
In my experience it's what you are comfortable with and whilst men like the fully waxed look (I'm thinking there's a whole schoolgirl thing going on there) women have different tastes --- yeah yeah I know that's a bit of a pun but it's true. Some even "vajazzle" their vagina by adding diamante effect shapes or get genital piercings to give a whole new opportunity for the range of jewellery you may want to buy your gf. It apparently heightens your sexual experience --- I'm just crossing my legs at the thought of someone going anywhere near me with needles.
Realistically your gf is probably less affected by what your vagina looks like and more affected by whether what she does gives you pleasure. In the UK climate a full wax can give you a chill so I would suggest the full thermal underwear package to fend off any unwanted illnesses. I'm posting Tyke a months supply of thermal granny pants. You'll need these up north!!!