Shock News! Linda’s lounge has been invaded.

During the night it has been reported that members of the elite Waffen PuZZie Korps left the kitchen where they have been massing for the last two days and annexed Linda’s sofa claiming they needed more lebensraum. Linda who has been driven back into the bedroom has been appealing overnight for international support. Britain who are urgently trying to intercede in the growing catflict feel that the Hitler cat may yet be appeased with a tin of sardines.

Other’s who have been following the Hitler Cat’s expansionist policies since the infamous Milch Haus Pusstch warn they cannot see any likelihood of an imminent paws in the fighting.