Monday, 9 January 2012

Five Rules For 2012

New Year’s Rules for 2012

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they are in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT . Have a Happy New Year’s and a wealthy and healthy 2012.

3 comments:

Monica said...

The 3,600th post on this blog! And what a great one - I especially liked the fact that milk solves no problems.

Rules for life there, Jenny, not just a year.

Saffron said...

Humour is often used to mask dificult truths. Wise words Jenny. Big hugs for my favourite Wiggler.

Saffron said...

Btw we are well over 4,000 posts Mons but I've deleted quite a few to ensure we keep below our size limit.