Auntie Jill's Jillings

Dear Auntie,
I know this isn’t strictly chat related but can you explain why so many women in porn films wear 4” stiletto heels in bed. Am I missing something?
Sensible shoes.

Dear Sensible Shoes

Whilst this is not, as you rightly say, chat related specifically, this column is not confined to such matters and may encompass any issue which would interest our readers. This surely meets that criterion.

For my part the question might even be expanded to ask why they wear stiletti with platform soles which I personally find hideous. However this does not address your question.

My research department has been jilling away at this little problem aside, that is, from Sally who prefers to beaver away. It is our view that the majority of pornography is created by men and for men, particularly inadequate men. These poor souls are heels of course (puns intended) and so the bigger the heel the greater the erectile potential. A second reason is, obviously, that these women do not have to darn any holes made in the satin sheets themselves and are therefore indifferent to any damage said footwear might do. Visitors to Auntie Jills bed are asked to remove all footwear and to wash their hands before slipping between the silk (naturally) sheets. It is true that some enjoy what may be called 'Puss in Boots' but Auntie Jill has more respect for her bed linen.

My advice is: watch pornography made by women for women. Albeit rare, such output is usually far better in terms of storyline, videography and footwear.