Great Moments In History

Recently, our favorite 4th stooge visited India. Yes, I mean Sarah Palin. Sarah went on a mission to lecture India on their relations with China. India was very interested in what Sarah had to say. Sarah after all has vast experience dealing with the moose and bear population in Alaska, which translates well into foreign relations in other countries. A reporter in India sat down with Sarah to get her thoughts down on various issues ranging from motherhood to China, to the world at hand.






Reporter : Why are you in India ?

Sarah : I heard they were filming a sequel of " Slumdog Millionaire " which
I thought was a biopic of my life, and wanted a piece of the
action

Reporter : How do you feel about the leadership in India.

Sarah : I have great admiration for their legendary leaders like Sitting Bull
and Geronimo


Reporter : Do you have any other thoughts on India :

Sarah : I am so Happy the Indians have their rights now, on the reservation,



Reporter : Have you ever tried marijuana ?

Sarah : Yes I have, but didn't like it. It distorted my perceptions,
and, impaired my thinking and judgement. I'm hoping
that the effects will eventually wear off


Reporter : What are your thoughts on Kashmir ?

Sarah : I like the song, but feel Led Zeppelin have made better music.


Reporter : When your daughter Bristol became pregnant, did you offer her any
advice ?

Sarah : Well, Like many parents in this situation, I was stunned. Then I gave it
some thought and told Bristol to look on the bright side, perhaps the
baby wasn't hers




Reporter : While on tour, will you visit China ?

Sarah : I have been there before, but for whatever reason, they don't speak
English


Reporter : What did you like best about Hong Kong ?

Sarah : When he climbs the Empire State building, holding the girl.



Reporter : Are you going back to the U.S ?

Sarah : Well, I would, but I was told the U.S is locked, and they
can't find the key


Reporter : Have you seen the Bengals here ?

Sarah : I didn't know the American Football team was here


Reporter : If you were President of the U.S, what would your policy In India be ?

Sarah : I would promise more American jobs in India, and less in China.


Reporter : Have you made any deals while here ?

Sarah : I just made a trade deal,and introduced moose meat and curry moose
burgers


Reporter : How do you feel about the U.S Space program ? .

Sarah : Well, I have seen every episode of Star wars, and Star Trek. I think
I therefore know the universe.That pointy eared guy Spock, and the little
green guy Yoda came from somewhere, right ? There has to be Intelligent
life somewhere

Reporter : You were seen out on the balcony of your hotel last night. Were you
Relaxing ?

Sarah : No, I was curious if I could see Alaska or Russia from here.


Reporter : You seem to be very popular with the businessmen from India ?

Sarah : Well, I guess they like to see a train wreck in progress.






Sarah Palin reminds one of a kindergarten student who arrives to school in September. She is pretty, neat and well dressed. She is also bubbly and excited about being in a new environment. At first, you think that she will be a joy (and she is) but later you find that there is something a little bit odd about her. First, her sense of self-importance doesn’t quite fit to her abilities. In the class, she demands attention – constant attention.

You notice, quickly, that she cannot take instruction. Her naivety, as an attraction wears off, and soon becomes annoying. You will also notice that her friendships are surface and become indifferent. She becomes greedy and intolerant. Her sense of control, among the boys, at least, comes from ‘playing doctor’ with them behind the gym. When it comes to accepting responsibility – she is impossible. She will either blame others or declare herself the victim. By June of the following year, you are tired of her

* disclaimer * The comments here are a reproduction of some i have viewed,at various points,in addition to some of my own . The article is meant as political satire, and not meant to offend anyone's political sensibilities.I apologize If I offended anyone.

The Washington Post reported this week that Sarah Palin billed taxpayers in Alaska for travel expenses for 312 nights she spent in her own home. You know, maverick style.



while she's gone, Bullwinkle can at least come out for a breather....